fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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