I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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