I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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