3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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