Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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