Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
