She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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