Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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