I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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