Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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