She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Life is so much better after having sex.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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