Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I am naked and annoyed.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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