How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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