her vagine was all disorganized.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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