so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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