did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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