Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So. Much. Porn.
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