Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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