I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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