CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Randomize
