hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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