Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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