yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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