So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Dick very happy bro
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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