I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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