Dual....:-)
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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