Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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