yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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