guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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