Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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