And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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