youre lurking in front of me
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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