just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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