I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize