is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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