Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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