i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
NoShamevember. You game?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
