this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
