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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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