maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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