fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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