Sponge bath it is.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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