And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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