I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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