What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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