Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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