We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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