He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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