Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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