Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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