carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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