This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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