So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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