Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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