my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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