I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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