If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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