I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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