I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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